bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML 64 353 6 258
sexual parrot - 21/04/2014 18:42 Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML 57 675 16 128