ashleynonymous

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

81
Comments

1324
Visits

5
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Ashleynonymous

Not specified

Ashleynonymous - Followers

Ashleynonymous - Followed

Ashleynonymous's page visits

lovers5201

ljs1980

sweeetFML

soxangl

Zahkrii

TheJackOfJ...

KabamWolf

nwaugh72

fantasywor...

rolie500

swampbaby9...

Zmeilerr

Fucked!

Ashleynonymous's FML badges

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Ashleynonymous's favorite FMLs

By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

agreeclassic 34 171

vote type 1 3 067

Jog on

By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML

agreeclassic 8 847

vote type 1 34 983

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

agreeclassic 10 846

vote type 1 35 749

By Masonlee89 - 21/11/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, it was supposed to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, for two weeks, I have been volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, and am not actually employed by a construction company. FML

agreeclassic 11 810

vote type 1 42 008

By ljd09 - 04/11/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML

agreeclassic 28 550

vote type 1 2 473