AwesomeMster

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Calgary, Canada
27 years-old
Wednesday 21 January 1998
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Im awesome, i love swimming, all my teachers hate me, and my favorite passtime is poking my little sister with a stick.

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By ohgod - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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