RickGotShot2

My name is Rick. People commonly replace my name with lyrics of songs. Mostly NOFX, but Anti-Flag is also prone to instances. Ex: gotta die, gotta die, gotta die for (Rick) die for (Rick) that's shit. That's from Anti-Flag's song: You've gotta die for the government. Rick. Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick Rick. [This is Rick's work schedule.] On Sunday Rick is shot. On Monday Rick is shocked with a taser. On Tuesday Rick is beat up by a blunt object On wednesday Rick dies of AIDS On Thursday Rick is burnt to death On Friday Rick is hit by a car. On Saturday Rick is just fine. Rick spends his wednesday afternoons at his mother's house who can only use one noun. Rick. Example: Rick! Get Rick the Rick or Rick will beat Rick Rick. What is R.I.C.K? Well, mindless reader, R.I.C.K stands for: Rapid Idiot Coin Kicker Or Rick. Want to join Rick? Call our hotline 1800-RICK Press 5 and say the keyword Rick to win a bunch of money. Thank you, darling.