Zoridium_JackL

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

12
Comments

638
Visits

3
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Zoridium_jackl

Not specified

Zoridium_jackl - Followers

Zoridium_jackl - Followed

Zoridium_jackl's page visits

lovers5201

OpiuM37

jmedemande...

lethal1229...

La_la_la_l...

alexmac222

Miss_lunat...

repyourcli...

jollyjam1

BaBiiSpAnK...

Fucked!

Zoridium_jackl's FML badges

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Zoridium_jackl's favorite FMLs

In training

By anonymous - 16/11/2009 06:00 - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

agreeclassic 36 283

vote type 1 4 077

Chance encounter

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

agreeclassic 62 265

vote type 1 3 584

By ScoobieDoo - 20/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

agreeclassic 545

vote type 1 99