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So hot
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Supernatural
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By Annieisnotokay - 17/04/2013 10:20 - United Kingdom
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Just want to point out that I was pretty sure I had a last sentence that said 'turns out I lasted 5 minutes before fainting'. I am not claiming that I was in full blown panic mode for a full hour. I have a diagnosed OCD which does effect quite a large part of my life, I can't even use paper in class. The majority of my friends know I have this OCD and my best friend only brought it up as an example because she knows I don't really mind people knowing because for me as embarrassing as it is, I feel that if people know they won't make a big deal out of it and since I'm in year 12 I wasn't expecting people to over react as they did. The people who were doing it were the boys in my class who are really only in the class because they needed an extra subject to be allowed to attend the college I'm at. The teacher was trying to stop them but she was a substitute so naturally the already rowdy boys were not going to be told to stop.
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By ginger_trelf - 05/09/2016 23:45 - New Zealand - Christchurch
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OP here. Thanks for all the support and funny comments. To clear a few things up, my sister didn't post to Instagram from the hospital, she just took a selfie at home and complained about the things that aren't going well in her life. She had no idea that I didn't know about my grandpa and assumed that our mom had told me. Since my sister and I both live at home, our family tells my mom about any big family news with the assumption that she will pass it on. Right now, my mom is in a really busy period at work and I'm an American exchange student in New Zealand, so I'm sure she wasn't purposely hiding anything from me. Since I go away for college, she sometimes forgets to tell me things anyway.
By ohgodwhyyoufreaks - 01/04/2013 11:57 - United States - Moorhead
Scared
By dentallycorrect - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Leave me alone
By emoflowers - 10/04/2012 02:51 - United States - Amarillo
Roommate From Hell
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Rocky VIX
By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06
Very funny, ha ha
By anne - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
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Boom!
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By lizim353 - 22/07/2016 03:40 - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews
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OP here. You're exactly right, it's like a humid and muggy kind of heat, even in Scotland... :')
How? Why?
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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 07:57 - Canada - Vancouver
Mind your own business
By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 12:00
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Hello all. OP here. First of all thanks everyone for your kind words. I am single and it's gonna stay like that for a while. There were a few signs that he was a little crazy, but I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Even now that we aren't together, he continues to be crazy. He even put my phone number on social media. So the only option I had was to get rid of ALL social media. The good thing is, I've been catching up on some sleep now that I'm jobless, but I won't be jobless forever. Word of advice...if you get this gut feeling your significant other is crazy..run cause you might lose your job. Take care y'all.