By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00
The Top
Right to privacy
By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble
By MG73 - 02/11/2015 04:16 - United States - Scarborough
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Effed up
By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia
By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach
Freak out
By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore
By ImaSneakyNinja - 17/11/2016 02:55 - United States - Madison Heights
By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada
Booze confused
By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00
By randomman55555 - 03/11/2016 17:13
randomman55555 tells us more.
hey guys OP here, Just to clarify I invited the hot guy over to play some video games to get know each other better. My housemates girlfriend as you can imagine is a regular at our place. She is the one who clogged the toilet, and has no idea who my crush is. But because my housemate can't even preheat the oven, it's no surprise he doesn't know how to unclog a toilet. I Had to step in before the water got out of the bathroom, ruining our wood floor and loosing our $2,000 deposit. Hope this cleared things up.
A few good men?
By notthe1punchinglittlegirls - 01/07/2017 14:00
By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village
******
By anonymous - 04/09/2015 04:40 - United States - North Hollywood
It's gettin' hott in here…
By Alan - 02/09/2015 20:13 - Germany
By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville
By idontevengetpaid - 05/09/2016 04:35 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
By AlmightyVoice - 07/08/2016 11:38 - United States - Rochester
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Hi OP here! No this was not my first experience with bleaching my upper lip. I have done it many times before but with a different product. I had my friend do it also with me and hers did not end up like mine. Every time I had done it before it had stung so I figured that it was just doing its job but I guess my skin was just very sensitive to the brand I had. Good news is that everything is good now and I will just go back to using the kind I had before. Also the only reason I decided on not shaving or anything else was because I do not want the hair growing in darker or thicker:)
By vxdragon23 - 03/08/2016 04:48 - United States - Queensbury
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op here. the first fee was a 12 d9llar maintenance fee after I had "closed the account" it was then followed up by multiple extended overdraft fees for 35 dollars each. there wasn't anything that was auto drafting from the account.
By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos
Oh, the irony
By bearprint - 06/07/2016 18:45
The worst
By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 07:04 - United States - Bellingham
By rubberduck_of_doom - 09/03/2018 19:00
No excuses!
By davka - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Good friend
By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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By Sissyleemae - 16/09/2018 14:30
Warfare
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By Anonyme - 29/01/2016 22:38 - China - Shanghai
Merry Christmas, I guess…
By anon - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Irwin
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OP here. For some clarification, it was only our second time hanging out. I did introduce him to my guy friend so he wouldn't feel insecure. We were all leaving, I hugged my friend bye since to me, that is just a casual thing, and he went crazy. I'm just glad I found out what he's like early on.