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By BahHumbug - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Painesville
By BahHumbug - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Painesville
By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw
By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada
By Bex98 - 28/09/2015 16:31 - United States - San Francisco
By kdgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By s0m3guy2010 - 19/04/2013 00:06 - United States
I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.
By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano
By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:03 - United States
OP here. I've been on 3 different depression meds before this. The first didnt do hardly anything, the second made me really moody and pretty much angry constantly no matter the situation, and the last seemed to help some, but not all that much. I had a sleep study not long ago and actually got some concrete results from it. I can fall asleep in minutes (normal is like 15 to 20 I think) and I get to REM sleep in less than 15 minutes (again, normal is like ~1 hour). So its not a problem with me not getting to sleep for the one suggesting pot, lol. As of now I'm taking Ritalin, the second recommended drug for hypersomnia. The "suggested" medication is Provigil, but its way too expensive for me to afford even with insurance. The times I tried to go to school was for music performance. I did progressively "better" each time I went, being better prepared each time, but that still didnt keep me from sleeping too late, missing classes, and subsequently getting so far behind that it seemed useless to go anyway. I'm currently looking into game design schools (level design specifically, not programming/animation) as I got a little burned out on the music thing. Thanks for the feedback, its good to know theres others out there dealing with the same thing I am.
By Forever alone Guy - 19/02/2013 23:07 - Australia - Narre Warren
By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 14:10 - Australia - Niagara Park
By blahblah - 24/05/2010 04:14 - United States
By 420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo
By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States
By gtfoocd - 27/12/2011 15:20 - United States
By bingalingading - 12/02/2015 01:44 - United States - Owosso
op here! Turns out I sorta kinda went over her head about it and now my vacation time has been approved! Of course said manager wasn't happy, but of course I went to HR about it and they seemed to have taken care of it. So starting June 22nd I will be on a cruise with my lovely wife!
By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge
By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland
By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake
By blocked - 29/05/2012 22:24 - United States
By imscrewed - 11/04/2013 07:49 - Canada - Toronto
By rcoale1983 - 14/08/2016 17:59 - United States - Streamwood
Hi everyone. I'm the one who posted this. I knew I would get slaughtered in the comments, totally expected it. I wasn't able to explain everything in 300 characters. So here goes... my fiancee and I have been together for 8 years. I have nothing against her culture. If I did, we wouldn't be getting married. I've been to many Cambodian events and never had an issue. It's interesting going to these things. It's different and it's a new experience. Anyways, during this practice, everything was going smooth up until I had the whole family questioning me all at the same time. There's a part in the ceremony where I have to kneel down. I'm a disabled vet. My left knee is shot. I can't kneel down. The whole family knows this. When I refused to kneel down, everyone was shocked that my knee is bad. They've known about my knees since forever. That's when everyone decided to start hounding me and that's when I said, "this is ******* retarded." I didn't mean at all for it to come out. It just came out. Never at any point was it directed at their culture. It was directed at everybody there acting all surprised about my knees and everybody there questioning me and trying tell me what to do all at the same time. What I said was completely said out of frustration.
By Rev - 18/03/2009 05:05 - United States
By onyx_the_cat - 14/02/2014 03:49 - United States - Zion
The situation is more moral grey than I can describe. My mom has back problems and they get worse during winter, so she was in a lot of pain. She was in so much pain, she couldn't even get up and she stayed home to sleep while I was at my concert. I was a little disappointed, but I knew the situation. My dad on the other hand slept through my solo while at the concert. That man can sleep through anything. My mom once said when they were at a club he slept in front of the speakers. Unfortunately, my dad had to get to work at 5 AM and was really tired when he got home. I didn't know that when I wrote the FML though. He was honest about it though, but I wish he would of tried harder. My parents felt really awful, especially since they always been so supportive of me. Also, I'm a bit selfish because even after my dad said he worked early I was still sad about it. We all talked about it and everything is good now. They admit what they did was wrong despite some of the things being out of their control. My parents are caring people. They wouldn't just go to sleep during a concert without a reason (well kind of with my dad who can sleep anywhere). I would say it was an FML for both me and my parents because they really wanted to hear my solo.
By What? - 22/01/2013 19:00 - Australia
By Sarah - 09/04/2015 20:24 - United States - Minneapolis
By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 04:02 - United States
By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22
By drunkenloser - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque
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Hey, OP here. This actually happened last year when I was 16 years old, and I was broke as hell and almost agreed. But then his wife showed up and he pretended he didn't know me XD