By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States
The Top
By marriage/celibacy/synonymity - 08/03/2013 23:36 - Norway - Espeland
By birthdayfail - 24/05/2011 07:55
Rolled
By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States
By PurplePanda_1927 - 08/07/2016 02:26 - United States - Austin
PurplePanda_1927 tells us more.
Thanks for the mental imagery
By Grossed Out - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada
Dishwasher issues
By 3Airwalk3 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Fancy seeing you here!
By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 17:50 - United States
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By brittyed - 25/03/2013 05:04 - United States
brittyed tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here. Posted this before I made a username. I didn't actually place her on my shoulder, I was sitting on the couch letting her run around next to me and she decided to climb up my chest and onto my shoulder. Suddenly I heard this weird crunching sound next to my head and I picked her up and saw the clump of hair hanging out of her mouth! Then it was like playing tug-of-war with a dog. She would NOT let go. I didn't think I'd have to pull as hard as I did just to pull something out of a guinea pig's mouth lol! I didn't want her getting sick so I put her back in her cage and threw the hair in the garbage.
I just work here
By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States
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By magoo16 - 21/02/2011 17:48 - Canada
magoo16 tells us more.
I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)
Compliance
By peeved - 18/02/2011 01:47 - United States
Switcheroo
By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States
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By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States
Dodged my bullet
By Lo. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By HOLYCOW - 23/01/2010 01:01 - Canada
OverTheJump tells us more.
Ok, my horse is a freaking rescue horse. He panics at the drop of a pin, I rescued him just a month ago from near death because of all the abuse he's been through. I'm currenty rehabilitating him and helping him through this rough patch.
By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 19:00 - United States
Funny guy
By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom
Private Freakout
By Roida - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Badam - 30/03/2013 01:29 - France - Geaune
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First of yes sorry spearow. Second thankfully my brother and I are fine and the guy that was behind us is too, well aside from being beyond pisses off at me he was fine. The reason I slammed my break is because the street I was driving in is infamous for people getting hit because they run across hopping to beat the car and I though I was about to hit a little kid or an animal. When we got home I explained to him how Pokemon is not a good reason to get us kill especially for a simple Pokemon like that one. Don't get me wrong I play the game to and have had some close calls because I wasn't paying attention but none where while I was driving. I mostly walk or ride my bike to go hunting for pokémon