By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida
The Top
Hear this?
By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton
The pits
By speedstick - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States
By darkman28 - 07/04/2009 05:21 - United States
By Seanzy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States
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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 05:15 - United States - San Francisco
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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 18:17 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens
Keep it down
By rattlingfloorboards - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Alas, poor Kermit
By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States
That shit adds up
By melikeyturtles - 03/07/2012 15:08 - United States - Chicago
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By Minou - 16/03/2013 05:41 - United States - Williamsburg
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By YellowKettleBell - 02/04/2014 02:21 - United States - Houston
YellowKettleBell tells us more.
Op here....unfortunately, many kids don't come from homes that are clean and hygienic. That's especially true in economically disadvantaged homes, from which most of my kids come. Some I can tell don't bathe or wash their clothes regularly. Yes, this is my first year. Many teachers said they had similar experiences starting out.
By FMLintheanus - 27/05/2015 04:29 - United States - Crown Point
FMLintheanus tells us more.
My dog is actually a female and I got her a muzzle this morning so that when she misbehaves she can be disciplined. haha but that would be an amazing idea if my dog were a male!
By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States
Cuddle time
By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 08:51 - Australia - Donvale
I'm coming!
By anonymous - 24/02/2010 05:05 - United States
By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada
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By Nish - 30/10/2013 00:41 - United States - Kent
By AnAwesomePerson7 - 25/09/2013 22:30 - United States - Flushing
AnAwesomePerson7 tells us more.
Hey, it's OP. Okay, so first, Wow, I didn't think this would get posted. I told this story to my friend and she told me it would make a great FML. I wasn't so sure... Anyway, So in detail this is what happened because there are a few questions going around.. I got to the bus late, so there were no seats left. The creepy kid saw and said that I shouldn't worry because he saved a seat for me again. I sat down next to him, not wanting to be rude. He's really awkward and doesn't like to talk to people, so I thought maybe if I followed him on twitter he'd take it as a good thing, maybe.. I don't know. So I did. When I did, a notification popped up saying he was doing a live feed. Being curious, I checked it out to see what exactly he was filming on the bus. (I was so fixated on my phone, I didn't know he was filming me...) And so, yes, it was of me. I didn't do anything because the next stop was mine. I haven't seen him for a while though, since I'm a little scared to take the bus again. Haha,
By saraitkddh - 24/09/2013 17:51 - Lebanon
saraitkddh tells us more.
Thanks everyone for your support :) To make things clear, I am gonna answer some of your questions. First, I am the youngest child and the only daughter of her first child. Second, she has 22 grandchildren and I visit her regularly. Third, she has more than one picture of me but she just put them inside the drawer. she always ask my cousins for pictures of them, and my mom once offered her to give her new pictures of me but she ignored her. She even has pictures of her immigrant grandchildren whom she never met before or know how to speak their language. And no, I am not adopted, I am old enough to know that. I just don't know why she is always cold and mean to me.
By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 04:41 - United States
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I didn't enter the raffle on purpose! It was a work event, and they gave us a ticket when we came in the door without telling us exactly what it was for. They had us rip them in half and keep one, then put the other in a container. I thought it was for attendance, or the food, or something. Then, toward the end of the event, they started drawing tickets and calling out the numbers on them for various prizes.