By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 07:45 - United States - Hatfield
The Top
By scoobysnarks - 24/09/2015 11:49 - United States - Raleigh
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By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 14:41 - United Kingdom
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By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman
By shanannygians07 - 26/01/2014 06:46 - United States - Rialto
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For those of you who said ydi, shit I guess I did! I do have a car but I prefer to spend 3 dollars in gas a month rather that 150!! I work at a restaurant on the waterfront bartending all day so I was tired after a brutal day. When I said it was uphill, I meant uphill, not a gradual incline. It was steep! and very late at night when my EXboyfriend drove by. I certainly didnt look like I chose to walk a moped up a mountain! Thanks guys!
By INeedMoney - 28/01/2012 05:58 - United States
Not you
By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States
By Annonymous_Dad - 01/05/2013 23:22 - United States - Fort Wayne
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My dog IS trained. Generally, he just needs to be told "heel" or "quiet" and he obeys. However, ever since the baby has come home ( 3 weeks) hes gone into super protective mode. A car door slams and hes "killer guard dog". Its getting ridiculous and I do get exasperated when it happens multiple times within a half hour. He DOES listen when I yell, because its not something I have ever done with him. Afterwards, however, we go through the "heel" command and give treats. He just hasnt settled down yet! Maybe Ill just start yelling "Heel Killer!!" ( totally kidding, calm down, no more yelling for me)
By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 11:22 - France
By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:16 - United States - Pleasant Grove
Cursed
By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:12 - Australia
By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States
By partypooper - 18/01/2012 15:29 - United Kingdom
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By Zephyric - 02/02/2010 06:57 - United States
David Lee Roth approves
By SNBBFF - 25/10/2011 07:10 - United States
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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada
Hair care
By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States
By sigh... - 25/06/2010 06:44 - United States
Tradwife blues
By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe
By VerbalDiarrhea - 08/01/2012 07:34 - United States
By gracezering - 17/06/2014 11:45 - United States - Jeffersonville
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I'm the OP and the cashier was a female. I know! Wtf, right??
Classic stereotype?
By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 20:36 - United States - Montgomery Village
By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 21:35 - New Zealand - Auckland
Close enough
By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada
Stuck
By robzzz - 16/02/2012 07:13 - Canada
Who goes there?
By scared shitless - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
Joker brain
By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 21:48 - United States - Round Lake
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OP here. Look, there are LOTS of choices I *could* make, many of which have been offered here. There's nothing inherently wrong in a lot of the suggestions - they're just not suggestions I'm interested in following, honestly. I love my wife. I don't love anyone else; finding another outlet or a replacement for my beloved just isn't something I'm interested in. It's not that she's unsympathetic, necessarily, as much as it's just not something she can do or address; she has her own issues, and they're a big deal to both of us. I can't talk to her about it, because of her issues - it's just too much pressure on her, and I'm not willing to put that on her. I'd far rather bear the burden of my own problems than put them on her. Thanks for the empathy and comments.