Love, Relatable, Awkward and Relationship advice: Zero rizz

Zero rizz

By red - 20/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

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Yudith 25

Sunday 21 April 2024 19:56

That smells of large age gap with the guy being older.

JuneBleeds4 19

Monday 22 April 2024 7:20

Grooming yourself is fine, but it doesn't mean you don't give off a creepy vibe.

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Yudith 25

Sunday 21 April 2024 19:56

That smells of large age gap with the guy being older.

JuneBleeds4 19

Monday 22 April 2024 7:20

Grooming yourself is fine, but it doesn't mean you don't give off a creepy vibe.

indiemusicnerdgirl 21

Friday 26 April 2024 9:17

That's really shallow of her. If she doesn't think you're a creep but cares that much about what her friends think she's shallow. Not to say friends opinions and shit isn't important but she's shallow for not even giving you a chance. Well that or she's using it as an excuse to not date you.