Kids, Weird and Photography: Your funny uncle - FML

Your funny uncle

By Sole Heir - 16/12/2023 03:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, I was cleaning my recently late uncle's house. I found an old framed photo of a boy aged about 3. He's naked and shyly smiling to the camera, holding a heart-shaped sign that reads, "My penis is small, but my love is BIG." I showed it to my mom and asked who it was. She just snorted and said, "You were his favorite!" FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Justkidding100 41

Friday 15 December 2023 20:26

yikes sounds more like pedo shit and less like a joke? who would take a picture like that of a 3yo and keep it for years?

BrizBurry 10

Saturday 16 December 2023 2:49

why would any mother think that was ok. she allowed grooming to take place

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Justkidding100 41

Friday 15 December 2023 20:26

yikes sounds more like pedo shit and less like a joke? who would take a picture like that of a 3yo and keep it for years?

BrizBurry 10

Saturday 16 December 2023 2:49

why would any mother think that was ok. she allowed grooming to take place

VnD 12

Sunday 17 December 2023 12:47

That is beyond creepy!

MistressAfrodite 5

Sunday 17 December 2023 20:16

wtf

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