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You were warned

By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Austin

Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML

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lolnothanks 18

Sunday 21 July 2013 10:09

Damn. What a pain in the bee-hind

oneforceone 8

Sunday 21 July 2013 10:12

You should bee more careful next time.

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TishaHowlett 7

Saturday 30 May 2015 18:18

and I start a landscaping company monday

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