Embarrassing, Drunk and Health: You played yourself - FML

You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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Tpracingkg 15

Monday 25 March 2013 23:06

Darwinism

theherd 4

Monday 25 March 2013 23:05

Bye children!

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Durotic 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:13

Go home dumbass, your drunk.

softrally 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:20

You're*

Lillalein 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:50

Well, at least you were not drunk enough to share that embarrassing story on the inter...oh wait!

bowhunter4life 2

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:55

LMAO!!

natsaysheyyy 16

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:59

Even drunk, I don't see how you could POSSIBLY think that was a good idea.

keepcalmandbacon 16

Tuesday 26 March 2013 4:32

Nothing good ever comes of "I got so drunk that..."

tararochelle 18

Tuesday 26 March 2013 4:40

Even though I am a girl, from all the stories I've heard about the sensitivity of that area... I don't think anyone I know would be that dumb.. Even wasted. That's just an area you protect !!

Tatabunny12 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 4:41

This is a prime example of how each generations intelligence is flushed down the toilet. The idiots before them forgot to wipe.

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 5:27

think of it as thinning out the gene pool.

jiraii 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 5:37

I really hope you can't procreate anymore

Iceman226 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 6:31

Alcohol, because no good stories have ever started with "I ate a salad then..."

Ziggy122 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 7:45

Unless you use vodka as salad dressing...

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