Embarrassing, Parents and Miscellaneous: Yada yada yade

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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slitherbomb 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 11:51

You're supposed to pretend to text people but really just go on Facebook....

gluesniff3r 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 11:52

I'm sorry, but pretending to talk to someone is pathetic. Pretend to text like everyone else or just do a thousand other things phones these days offer.

Comments

anjtrg_1112 23

Monday 2 January 2012 7:28

That's just setting yourself up to be ridiculed, OP...

kittySplash 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:57

That's so funny BYS

jbuczek1 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 14:38

Why didn't you just say college instead of university?

stonedfishies 10

Friday 21 December 2012 10:34

Pretending that you were talking to someone on the phone was unnecessary. Were you embarrassed that your mom was picking you up from school? Cause if that was the case, you didn't deserve a ride home.