Facebook, Social Media and Love: WTF FML

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

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****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

Comments

icecreamdriveby 5

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:16

Okay 1. Just writing "cool picture" doesn't even warrant a reply.. Who cares? Its not a pick up line at all, just a boring statement.. 2. He's a retard as well for making a big deal of that boring statement.. He's reply was very unnecissary. Gargh this entire fml is lame. And 'crush' is a disgusting word.

tdc0819 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:19

his reply was too much but maybe next time you should figure out if your crush is a douchebag or not

FTL 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:29

Ouchies. He doesn't sound like a nice guy, though. You're probably better off.

RAWWRTOXIC 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:42

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE... TANYA! muahahhahhaha.

corey_kelly 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:46

he sounds like an ass hole........

Trollipop_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:53

Wow, he's a real winner. GET OUT NOW! Seriously wtf, he adds you and hasn't a clue who are you? Sounds like a social network friend *****, what a waste of society.

shutup12345 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:00

wow thats f****ed up:( soorrryy he sukz though..why would he add someone he dosent know

guadalupe_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:36

i kno they say that this website is for ppl whose lives are ****** up...but this has got to be the funniest shit ive heard in a while....lolsz fyl to like the 10th power...