ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Wrong 'un

Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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Comments

kmt12890 5

Friday 24 August 2012 2:24

Hey! Another comment about karma!

Kimitte 1

Friday 24 August 2012 2:29

You were a damn bully! Goodness, you got what you deserved. YDI all the way!!

awkward_gothlady 32

Friday 24 August 2012 2:45

I bet that made her day...

nyia_fml 4

Friday 24 August 2012 2:56

Ha! That's what you get!

DQLouise 10

Friday 24 August 2012 3:02

What goes around comes around....

swimstar34 4

Friday 24 August 2012 3:02

KARMAAAA

FireFlie07 20

Friday 24 August 2012 3:23

Yay for Karma. YDI for being such a bitch in your early days. Hopefully you will learn from this.

tecktonik123 0

Friday 24 August 2012 3:39

Oh the irony of how small the world really is..

Ehko 6

Friday 24 August 2012 3:57

Bet she laughed her ass off when she got home.

cc88 3

Friday 24 August 2012 5:04

Bet it was the Best day of her Life !!

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