Work, Intimacy, Sex and NSFW: Workplace hook ups are never a good idea

Workplace hook ups are never a good idea

By Fernanda - 02/05/2026 03:00 - United States

Today, I learned I have to kiss my career goodbye, all because I decided to give a colleague road head while he was driving to a company function. I was fired and arrested for indecent exposure. Now it’s all on my record and my Master’s in Early Childhood Education can basically be used for toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 305

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Same thing different taste

By terribob1 - 08/07/2016 14:52

Today, I was terminated from my job. This comes after I sent HR an email about an inappropriate relationship between my manager and a counselor. Seems like I should have kept my mouth shut. FML

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You deserved it 4 522

By PsychoSarah - 06/04/2011 23:57 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

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You deserved it 7 262

One joke too far

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 14:01

Today, after spending 5 years working towards my dream job, getting it, and while in training telling a risqué joke, I got suspended the next day, lost the job, and I'm now in a shitty admin job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 351

You deserved it 1 899

Company ink

By DoubleCrossed - 21/08/2021 18:01

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 177

All or nothing

By FLkiki - 24/07/2020 20:00

Today, I found out I didn’t get a job because I'd flashed the owner whilst drunk. Guess my tits weren’t better than my resume. FML

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You deserved it 2 213

Edit King

By Cianna - 15/12/2021 23:01

Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML

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You deserved it 300

By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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You deserved it 5 313

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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You deserved it 13 706

By Anonymous - 30/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML

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You deserved it 715

Cute

By Zai Sensei - 13/12/2025 12:00

Today, an anonymous complaint got me not only in the brink of getting fired, but also possible incarceration. I'm a preschool teacher. What happened? As I saw my students off, one of my students suddenly gave me a kiss goodbye (on the lips) as she happily ran off. Someone who saw that probably wasn't pleased. FML

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You deserved it 79

copalolita 15

Sunday 3 May 2026 4:01

For having a Master’s degree, you’re not very bright. You put the lives of other people on the road at risk because you wanted to be a h0rny slvt. It baffles me that you think you deserve an ounce of sympathy by posting your misfortune on here. You 100% brought this on yourself. YDI 100x tenfold

stickyface 16

Sunday 3 May 2026 1:09

Lick around and find out.

Comments

stickyface 16

Sunday 3 May 2026 1:09

Lick around and find out.

tiptoppc 19

Monday 4 May 2026 2:54

She hit the taint, it seems…

copalolita 15

Sunday 3 May 2026 4:01

stickyface 16

Sunday 3 May 2026 16:46

All this. Plus, I don't think I want this person educating the next generation.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 4 May 2026 0:39

No sympathy here. Learn your lesson and keep your mouth shut. Also your legs, in case you think that's a good idea. Basically, celibacy is the future you need and deserve.