Witch's brew

By Anonymous - 19/03/2026 20:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend convinced me to have sex while she’s on her period. She kept half-whispering, half-moaning weird phrases I didn’t understand. After some googling, it roughly translated to “Bound in blood. Together forever bound by blood.” I think she tried to hex me. FML
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FluffythePink 23

Holy mother of Buddha. A blood binding requires a mingling of blood from BOTH parties 🤦. And New Agers wonder why they make this old witch roll her eyes so hard they spin in her head like fruit machine reels sometimes... This is why I gave up trying to talk to 'like minded people'. I just end up channeling Granny Weatherwax every single time.

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SAgirl 16

She's readying to much sex fiction.

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sonofmandalor 15

that wasn't a hex. it was a blood bonding

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FluffythePink 23

Holy mother of Buddha. A blood binding requires a mingling of blood from BOTH parties 🤦. And New Agers wonder why they make this old witch roll her eyes so hard they spin in her head like fruit machine reels sometimes... This is why I gave up trying to talk to 'like minded people'. I just end up channeling Granny Weatherwax every single time.

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SAgirl 16

She's readying to much sex fiction.

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