Kids, Teenagers and Work: Wildin' - FML

Wildin'

By sadsadteacher - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to tell some of my students to stop eating glue. I teach high school. FML

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airdude25 18

Friday 9 December 2016 9:23

Some days I think my generation has no brains...

Njaaa 0

Friday 9 December 2016 9:36

"High"school. :D

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that_guy31 12

Tuesday 13 December 2016 8:15

Please tell me they're freshman

what??? 17

Monday 27 January 2020 11:46

future marine lol

Ubehage 32

Sunday 25 September 2022 23:24

Why do you tell them not to? If they are old enough to know this themself, then they have made their choice. Consider nominating them for a Darwin Award, instead of wasting your time trying to help idiots survive. I think we already have idiots enough in this world.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 10 October 2022 2:31

Ladies and gentlemen, the future of America. I'm going to build an underground bunker and never leave again.

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Today, I came home early from work and walked in on my husband in bed with his two young female "bible study students" from his church. Now I remember why he explicitly said to never interrupt his, "Sunday School Studies" with them. FML

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Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML

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Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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Today, I was out to dinner with a friend. When the bill came with a customer satisfaction survey, I put honestly that the "server friendliness" was "below average." Ten minutes later, I had to return to the restaurant to beg the waitress for my keys, which I had left on the table. FML

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Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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