Sex, Embarrassing and Intimacy: Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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Monday 23 November 2009 9:08

kind of weird getting it on while his mom is in the house. ydi.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:56

LMFAO awww that's so awkward Poor you, kiddo. FYL indeed. Though now she knows what to get you guys for Christmas: handcuffs. They have keys, much quicker.