Love, Family, Weddings and Fight: Who TF Did I (almost) Marry?

Who TF Did I (almost) Marry?

By Anonymous - 01/05/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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Shotgun wedding

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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You deserved it 4 758

Jumping the gun

By Anonymous - 23/02/2026 03:00

Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML

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You deserved it 684

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML

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By It's CSI Miami - 24/06/2015 04:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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You deserved it 2 347

By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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You deserved it 2 539

Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 06:00

Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML

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You deserved it 238

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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Oh well, maybe next… year?

By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 2 May 2026 0:13

Good for you!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 2 May 2026 2:21

No telling what he would've done to you if he was willing to do that to his own mother.

Comments

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Saturday 2 May 2026 0:13

Good for you!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 2 May 2026 0:43

And then he had a visit from the Sisters a la Andy Dufresne... right? RIGHT?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 2 May 2026 2:21

No telling what he would've done to you if he was willing to do that to his own mother.

thinman12345 17

Sunday 3 May 2026 23:00

Maybe his mother was telling him the wedding was a bad idea.

Petit Etre Malfaisant 21

Saturday 2 May 2026 13:18

why did he punch his mother?

SAgirl 19

Sunday 3 May 2026 22:44

I hope it wasn't because the mom had said something nasty about his fiance.

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