Who's responsible? Ep#2 By Louis - 04/04/2017 21:00 The investigation is still underway… This week we're finding out who's making hoverboards so prevalent on FML. agreeclassic 704 vote type 1 163 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML agreeclassic 72 vote type 1 1 259
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML agreeclassic 55 900 vote type 1 3 897
Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML agreeclassic 1 068 vote type 1 3 146
Today, my wife blames me for our son having a “posh” accent, because she thinks he’ll be bullied at school. I’m a Yorkshireman and use “ey up”, “ow do” , “pillock” and “arse” in everyday conversation, whereas my wife was raised in Oxford, I doubt I’m the one making our son sound posh. FML agreeclassic 1 723 vote type 1 259
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML agreeclassic 36 179 vote type 1 8 418
Today, my job threatened to fire me because I left work early. I left because I can't sit, stand, lay down or walk due to back pain. I went to my doctor after leaving work and turns out I have a herniated disc. My job still doesn't care, and my job is now in jeopardy. FML agreeclassic 1 519 vote type 1 127