Health, Accident and Painful: What were the odds? - FML

What were the odds?

By Anonymous - 02/10/2023 23:02 - United Kingdom

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Today, I fell off my truck and landed on one of the stakes my wife uses to keep her plants upright. I landed on it so perfectly that it went through my shorts and perfectly straight up my asshole for a good 4 inches before it snapped. My wife helpfully removed it, but I still spent a night in hospital. FML

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Nikki 17

Tuesday 3 October 2023 0:28

Yeah we get that excuse all the time in emergency departments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 3 October 2023 0:46

"A million to one shot, Doc, a million to one!"

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Nikki 17

Tuesday 3 October 2023 0:28

Yeah we get that excuse all the time in emergency departments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 3 October 2023 0:46

"A million to one shot, Doc, a million to one!"

rpy13 12

Tuesday 3 October 2023 21:54

Sure you did, buddy, sure you did.

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