Love, Weird, Awkward and Dating: What the hell?

What the hell?

By Anonymous - 02/06/2024 07:00 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 3 June 2024 15:05

You dodged a bullet. He apparently decided to stand in the firing line for her to reload.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 3 June 2024 15:05

You dodged a bullet. He apparently decided to stand in the firing line for her to reload.

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