Love, Awkward and Cute: What's so funny?

What's so funny?

By Puleksy - 14/08/2023 14:00 - Poland - Brzeg

Today, I said to my significant other, "I think I'm a pretty good catch." She started laughing so heavily that tears came out of her eyes. FML

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spinningrecords 14

Monday 14 August 2023 16:44

I’d ask for clarification, could be an opportunity to become a better person. …or it could be an opportunity to move on.

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Monday 14 August 2023 17:09

Fishing for compliments rarely ends well.

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Thomas Swain 11

Monday 14 August 2023 15:01

Time to move on then. Don't stay with someone who doesn't appreciate you for you.

spinningrecords 14

Monday 14 August 2023 16:44

I’d ask for clarification, could be an opportunity to become a better person. …or it could be an opportunity to move on.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 14 August 2023 17:09

Fishing for compliments rarely ends well.

ahabsfan 15

Tuesday 15 August 2023 2:05

If she didn’t piss herself then I’d say that’s a win.

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