Health, Gross and Kids: What's cooking?

What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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Mister_Grinch 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:26

It's called a light switch. Turn it on.

ellie1993 3

Monday 6 December 2010 12:19

you should be worried about your kid being sick. not your outfit getting ruined, because that is easily washed. o_O

Comments

aback 4

Monday 6 December 2010 14:12

Why the hell are you wearing a new outfit if it's too dark to see?

Zebidee 8

Monday 6 December 2010 14:23

Rubbish your outfit is ruined. Stop being such a drama queen and wash your clothes or get them dry cleaned.

Meeshiaa 7

Monday 6 December 2010 14:24

This didn't happen to you on the 5th. I know this because i'm on this site apparently too much and moderated this exact post a while back. But, I guess i'll give you a high five for your persistence in getting this fml posted.

yummyhound 0

Monday 6 December 2010 14:53

you had good intentions.

iheartglasses 0

Monday 6 December 2010 14:56

I had a lot to say to this post but I realized it started to become a book... You deserve it in so many ways! Mistakes: light switch? Feeling the holes when touching the strainer? Not sitting in the bathroom with your kid? Youre the parent to a sick child..WEAR COTTON! When Im home with my kid Im wearing my mismatching pjs cause I know Im bound to get covered with food and snot. Please dont reproduce again...