What is wrong with these dudes? - FML

What is wrong with these dudes?

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 00:01

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend tried to use his “grief” at the death of a coworker to get butt sex, even though I know for a fact he didn’t like the guy that much, and just last week wished for the guy to get hit by a bus. Pretty despicable way to try get back door access if you ask me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 August 2019 0:52

It doesn’t sound like any of the nice ways to get butt sex seem to be working on you. Your boyfriend sounds like a real asshole.

smartjaguargurl 17

Thursday 1 August 2019 2:08

Pretend you think he wants you to peg him.

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Kevin Fletcher 10

Saturday 3 August 2019 1:59

Sounds like it worked

ck87 7

Saturday 3 August 2019 7:54

dont be a prude and give the back door up once in a whike he qont need to make up excuses lol

deathdefiance99 2

Sunday 19 May 2024 13:02

well if nothing else has worked…

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