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What is wrong with me?

By I can't anymore - 16/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my finally figuring out what the hell is wrong with my body has coincided with the local clinic closing for the weekend. I can't get referrals until they open again. Only three long, boring, miserable days and three long, agonizing, sleepless nights to go. And probably more even after. FML

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Hangryko 31

Sunday 16 June 2024 18:29

Go to the hospital and try to get your referral there, or at least meds for the meantime.

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Hangryko 31

Sunday 16 June 2024 18:29

Go to the hospital and try to get your referral there, or at least meds for the meantime.

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