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By ohhmydamn - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam mattress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML
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crazy_cat_lady 0

Thank you for the extremely funny visual. That was wonderful!!!

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triplethreat13 0

been there, done that. minus the broken nose.

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nigga_please123 0

YDI...lmao...maybe try something that will slide lol

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fartmouth123 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! im sorry about your nose...but thats funny shit.

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arctic1 0

you are a retard! u only do that with stuff that us slippery or whatever. YDI

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kelbelle 0

Well obviously. The right way to do it is with a sleeping bag!

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fmh123 0

lol, you need water first! then you can make a waterfall

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R3nesmee 0

Use a wooden sled next time, see if that works. Did in Home Alone.

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frootloop25 0

FAMILY GUY! Haha. Well actually Peter tried to make a water slide out of the stairs... This scenario reminds me of this.

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strawberry1234 0

omg that sounds like fun! i so wanna try it :)) (not the nose breaking part tho)

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Shyman4ever 0

Congradulations, you, my friend, deserve the prize for international failure.

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