Cars and Transportation: Useless

Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 6:00

You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;

andres19 0

Friday 15 April 2011 5:58

shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars

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softball1432 0

Monday 1 August 2011 7:22

like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

danboyd_7 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:47

The broke the window to get in, they probably opened the door to get out

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