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By Anon - 27/05/2023 22:00

Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML

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Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML

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By pits - 05/01/2015 04:30

Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML

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By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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Sunday 28 May 2023 1:08

I take it you don't do well on Tinder. Is there a Fetlife for armpits? You'd do great there, if it exists.

Yudith 25

Wednesday 31 May 2023 13:14

If OP's face looks like his armpit, he would be successful in Fetlife, period. Everybody likes a bear.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 May 2023 1:08

I take it you don't do well on Tinder. Is there a Fetlife for armpits? You'd do great there, if it exists.

Yudith 25

Wednesday 31 May 2023 13:14

If OP's face looks like his armpit, he would be successful in Fetlife, period. Everybody likes a bear.

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