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Clumsy & Forgetful - - Canada

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
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I don't know about you, but that sounds like a free pass to do whatever the **** you want and get away with it.

Most special people don't actually know they're special...

YDI for using "being clumsy and forgetful" as an excuse to absolve you of all responsibility. If you don't want people thinking you're mentally handicapped, then stop giving them a reason to think so. There are numerous precautions you can take to avoid making mistakes,

sugarandspice33 0

What they don't know doesn't hurt them ;)

tucansam555 3

Like the movie I'm watchin, just go with it

witchdoctor1 9

Yea....don't think it'd work that way

Ikickmidgets 11

You may want to start licking windows just invade they wise up....tard

hateevryone 14

just go with it. at least you won't get fired.

hateevryone 14

just go with. at least you won't get fired.

Run with it. Just...not with scissors in your hand...

harbqll 0

So you aren't retarded, just really stupid and with no ability to plan ahead and avoid simple ****-ups. Thanks for making that distinction.