Intimacy: Trial and mainly error

Trial and mainly error

By unlucky - 13/11/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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xstream 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:13

doesn't matter had sex

dookiedoo 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 12:14

How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

Comments

elliewantscake 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 6:59

Congratulations! You're pregnant!

annoymyous 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 1:06

baby mamma

mrphychrs 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:39

if ur a woman than you should try a smaller sized partner

05PP1 17

Saturday 1 December 2012 20:40

At least it's after and not during

jmw24 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:26

you drunk every time you have sex?

soFREAKED 13

Monday 17 February 2014 9:21

maybe it is just the wrong sex...? like....maybe you are into same gender and the opposite sex discuss you. .?

cwl727 32

Monday 28 April 2014 22:17

at least you puke after and not during.

Soulless_95 20

Monday 11 August 2014 7:11

You shod see a doctor about that.

anurakhond 11

Sunday 12 October 2014 7:16

maybe it has to do with your SO's cum?

alissa412 33

Wednesday 17 June 2015 4:11

Still counts

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