By NotTellingYouMyName - 28/11/2013 06:26 - United States - South Salem

Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML
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dramaelf 37

I honestly saw a guy named Mickey Mouse in my local phonebook. You could have it a lot worse.

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vcapelo 19

Don't chicken out and remove your number!

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safaeita 32

so remind us of your name again? just for a reference you know :p

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MrBoredomioo 18

Well don't chicken out

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cheshirecat13242 32

Perhaps OP would prefer some cranberry sauce instead?

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derpyshy 16

My grandmother went to school with a guy named, I kid you not, Harry Weiner. Hopefully the OPs name is just a vauge "sounds like" case and not a case of cruel parents

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

I met a guy once named Harry Wang. What's worse is, I think he's an immigrant who chose his own English name.

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perdix 29

If your business is prostitution, the offers for stuffing could be a real money-maker!

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

There's a law firm where I live and one of the lawyer's names is Morecock. You know that guy got teased as a kid.

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howdoilogin 9

Well tell us your - *looks at poster's username* - ..................... Wanna get stuffed for Thanksgiving?

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