Work: Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado....

By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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PeachyJinx 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:04

I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe

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Sunday 17 July 2011 9:02

Sounds reasonable.

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hondaguy2009 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 3:19

I agree with him there are still avacado commercials for subway!

Matt504 9

Saturday 21 July 2012 13:27

I know where you're coming from OP at the Subway I work at people flip out when there isn't that nasty green shit left.

NotaVinci 19

Thursday 19 February 2015 5:20

What. The. ****. People?

ilanie04 16

Sunday 19 April 2015 22:58

Somebody has anger issues..

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