Miscellaneous: Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 03:30

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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UmmOkThen 31

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:17

You guys can have something in common now.

EatUrGreens 20

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:17

Hope you had enough bags to clean the mess lol and thankfully you got away too :)

Comments

thatsawkward7 18

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:21

Glad you seem to be alright besides some shock, hopefully both of those guys are alive too lol

Magnettik 16

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:24

Payback's a bitch

jigglypuff34 16

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:50

Uhhhh...huh?

feven 32

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:24

They say dogs have keen senses. I bet your dog had a plan

venomousflower 24

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:26

At least you got away

mistress_paz 30

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:35

I hope you called the police to report the fight after you got away.

abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:39

I I would like to think no ***** were given on either parties part but clearly I am wrong

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:47

I would have picked my dog up and ran.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 14 March 2015 23:34

in mid situ?

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Sunday 15 March 2015 2:17

Yea..?

ElricMustang 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:47

Did you pick up after yourself after you hopefully picked up after your dog?

vikky538 28

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:50

did you at least pick the dogs poop...?

firelegend 17

Tuesday 17 March 2015 3:19

Picking up your dogs poo < your life

Jake42100 17

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:53

So you and the dog shit together lmao...

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