Intimacy: Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me.... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

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Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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A07 48

Sunday 12 April 2015 12:22

It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?

TiggyBonkers 32

Sunday 12 April 2015 12:32

Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...

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randybryant799 20

Thursday 12 August 2021 1:18

You let a complete stranger pick you up off the street. Why are you surprised???

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