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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 17:16 - United States - Surprise

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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Despereaux 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:16

Kick him in the balls and say "just where I thought they would be too"

brebabee793 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:14

what a creep!

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arre2006 19

Wednesday 26 June 2013 2:36

Must of led him on.

dklandez 1

Wednesday 26 June 2013 2:47

That's awful

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 26 June 2013 2:48

I don't know you... That's my purse.... Ball kick

ViviMage 39

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:01

Sexual battery. Call the cops and chop off his dick. Unless his dick is on his shoulders!

Guy11 17

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:05

Where else would your nipples be?

mauliite112 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:10

Maybe he played game "truth or date" with his friends....

mauliite112 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:11

dare*

strike2867 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:31

Move your hips to the left and swing down and backwards with your right arm, that's where his nuts should be.

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:33

To be fair, he was technically correct.

surfergirl72 7

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:34

That's assault.

twinkiefeets 17

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:34

I hope you pressed charges and had him arrested.

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