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By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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ImaWiseGuy 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 12:11

yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....

Trololololololo_fml 7

Saturday 23 April 2011 12:58

BOOM, headshot.

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xXDubbleChic 11

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:19

STOP SAYING MY NAME. IM NOT SELLING MY CLOTHES TOO

rawrchikarawr 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:45

Fail(;

Skatejock21 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:46

Dodge it.

stroudie94 9

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:45

well at least it wasn't shitty pants.

starbrite7 1

Saturday 23 April 2011 21:03

too bad you didn't hit someone else, lol!

marinaim 17

Saturday 23 April 2011 23:22

FYL for getting hit, YDI for not giving them one back.

johnjohnfries 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 1:52

woulda been funny if they threw a freaking used pad hahahah

Wizardly01 6

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:41

FAIL

thatsmeh 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:00

I would be pissed!

loveluanlegacy 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 5:36

KK nobody cares like really

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