Kids: Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed...

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 09:52 - India

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

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HighasaCloud 46

Friday 17 April 2015 16:10

Why in hell are you using your foot to keep the clutch disengaged in a traffic jam? Put it in neutral and relax

mixedupminx 8

Friday 12 August 2016 2:29

and that's exactly why you drive a manual car

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