Health: Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

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Monday 25 April 2011 9:03

that guy(Easter bunny) gots skills!!

dreamering 16

Monday 25 April 2011 9:14

I’m sorry to say it OP, but it seems that you have smoked too much. Please wake up and explain again what happened.

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transquilivent 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:14

haha loser

shakadula14 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:52

at least it was eggs and not his huevos.

0neiros 14

Monday 25 April 2011 11:58

Of course it happened, because everybody goes out to ski/snowboard in an "Intense Blizzard". I call Rabbit Shit on this one, who the **** modded it?

MissLuna13 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:09

...This sounds to drug-induced to be real...but when have I cared about drugs?

Olovio 5

Monday 25 April 2011 12:12

I'm jealous.

figureskates2344 6

Monday 25 April 2011 12:21

one extra Easter egg for you

Yung23 0

Monday 25 April 2011 13:11

dammm you get a thumbs up but only because you look amazing:) hahaha

redleopard 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:26

the equivalent of a one night stand.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Monday 25 April 2011 12:37

I spent time with a ***** dressed in a bunny suit last Friday, man, it was a good Friday. :)

regsworld11 2

Monday 25 April 2011 13:42

who cares? ;)

TrinityisLife 22

Monday 25 April 2011 13:30

Um.......how the hell does one snowboard in a BLIZZARD????!

TrinityisLife 22

Monday 25 April 2011 15:47

or ski, since the OP was skiiing.

regsworld11 2

Monday 25 April 2011 13:38

this doesn't sound real... o_O

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