Embarrassing and Work: Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my...

By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:27

Boss: Hello?? Op: ARGHHHHHH HMPHHH

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Talking shit to your boss isn't a good way to move up the corporate ladder. Although battle ***** might just do the trick.

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dhiran_singh 16

Friday 2 December 2011 5:12

What did he say? xD

SinfulEnd 20

Friday 15 March 2013 16:13

You should have asked him to pass some toilet paper.

Elendil_fml 10

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:27

Why do you have your bosses cell number? I've never had my bosses cell phone number for any job I've had.

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