Miscellaneous: Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I...

By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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Fuckers 0

Monday 24 August 2009 12:49

you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet

dayrin7 4

Monday 24 August 2009 12:16

hehe i least you made it in XD

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heatrider986 1

Wednesday 16 September 2009 17:38

sorry, but that was funny

xenomorph 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:11

And how did you survive?

Sindy_fml 4

Monday 2 November 2009 1:47

LOL

xxxNataliexxx 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 10:53

It is apmethig to be excited about bit cracking your head open? Ouch Fyl

michaelscott69 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:10

and youre not dead?

duhh10 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:16

FYL simply because I would totally do the same thing!! LOL. I'm a dork :|

haggymypants 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 15:56

DUMBASS .

Luisb1992_fml 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:07

Haha

Mikayla1998 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:16

Feel better I hope Ur ok :P

brian345 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 6:21

well did you make it

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