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By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

lop948 11

Tuesday 29 September 2015 6:51

Just say you knocked it over or something.

HnyBee13 26

Tuesday 29 September 2015 6:51

You shouldn't break promises!

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RayneWolf13 15

Friday 2 October 2015 3:48

Omfg OP could've knocked it over by accident..

phenomanand 9

Friday 2 October 2015 10:54

Just refill it with some other shampoo, bet they won't be able to tell the difference

twice_shy2015 1

Saturday 3 October 2015 23:35

All these people on here who don't understand shampoo costs. Prescription shampoo, color saving shampoo for dyed hair, and shampoo from a salon all get up in that price range. Sorry you all use the cheap stuff, I guess?

Timore_fml 12

Thursday 8 October 2015 7:09

You deserved it if you were actually using the shampoo you had promised not to touch, but if you just accidentally knocked it down and the cap broke off, that sucks.

plaguebearer 1

Wednesday 21 October 2015 0:23

serves you right for being a thief. if you want nice things get a better job. you are the problem with the world.

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