Miscellaneous: Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom.... - FML

By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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xwendifferx 16

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:10

You should've looked at the sign on the door. Most public restroom have one.

Tooorrriii3 22

Wednesday 24 December 2014 9:12

You didn't even check the signs..?

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danimal_crackerz 26

Wednesday 24 December 2014 22:01

Fyl op! Op's dad be like *troll song*

Notverycreeative 13

Thursday 25 December 2014 4:44

Good dad. hahaha

dswomi 12

Monday 29 December 2014 21:54

Why did you trust him in the first place?

HighasaCloud 46

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:00

You can't always trust others to act in your best interest. YDI for not verifying the info or paying attention to your surroundings.

bruh21 18

Friday 20 February 2015 1:04

But still you cant hit someone for accidently going through the wrong door

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