Transportation: Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an...

By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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bevsta 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:23

Woah what a bitch!

NeverShoutDana 13

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:23

You have an intense mom

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:31

That's pretty chilling.

morejuana 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:32

thats awesome, sounds like something my mom would do

NomOnShroomz 14

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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XoXoKaylynXoXo 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:34

You've tested it? Like you've killed people with airbags? Sounds like a fun profession, I'm in.

NomOnShroomz 14

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:52

Fine, you're hired. Just know that it's minimum wage but most people don't do it for the money.

deviable 9

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:11

That's a myth. Some people might be killed by airbags, but far more die from not having airbags.

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:38

1) I think it's the seat belt + height and other variables you aren't considering that's messing with your data 2) yay!!!!! Killing people for money!!!!!! Now I can turn my hobby into my career!!!! :D the American dream ^_^

ilikeapplejuice 7

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:33

At least you made it out alive?

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:40

Actually no, she wrote this on her phone 2 seconds after the fact, her mom then ran into a tree 3 seconds after. This was her dying deceleration, the mom's currently in court for man 1. ^_^

Miguelito1582 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:34

Actually, airbags kill 5% of the people who use them... 5% does NOT equal more than 95%. Also, there's a tingling sensation in my anus.

lawlwhut 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 16:36

Pics or it didn't happen

ejjamael 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:03

lol

SpeakingMyMind 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 19:15

26 - it happened, trust me (;

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:43

I don't know who you are. I didn't bother to read your comment. I saw your pic. NIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *thumbs up* *cheers* *obnoxious laugh* ^_^

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:45

I bothered to read your comment. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasps for breath*...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD very nice ^_^