Miscellaneous: Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin... - FML

By broken_tibia - 10/12/2010 17:30 - Canada

Today, while playing soccer, I was kicked so hard in the shin that my tibia snapped. The snap was so loud that even the audience heard. As we waited for an ambulance, my mom started yelling for me to get off the field so the game could continue. FML

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Saturday 11 December 2010 12:40

clarification: I was wearing a shin-gaurd (clearly not a very good one...), the kick had enough force to break my leg anyways. Also, I only know about the loud crack because people told me about it, I didn't hear it myself (I was too busy writhing in agony to register much of anything really).

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Yoonzter 0

Friday 10 December 2010 22:58

OP's mom really has her priorities straight. >.>

Yarrachel 16

Friday 10 December 2010 23:00

Gotta love soccer moms!

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ceji3 13

Sunday 20 October 2013 3:41

Were you wearing shin guards?

doglover100 28

Thursday 31 October 2013 15:23

My sister does soccer and some of the fans can be crazy.

Kitouran 30

Monday 4 January 2016 17:17

Everyone should read OP's response before going 'YDI for not wearing shin guards lololol'.

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