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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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Faatz 4

Monday 13 August 2012 13:07

That's very attractive.

mayyberry 4

Monday 13 August 2012 13:08

Sounds bloody awful!

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nellis_fml 2

Sunday 19 August 2012 6:38

As if.

tozzleface 13

Friday 22 November 2013 4:30

As long as you're discreet, you don't need to go to the loo purely to dewedgie. A quick tug and boom. As long as you're not proper digging up your butt for grip then it's fine. I don't know why so many people are saying YDI, because they'd probably have done it anyway, wherever they were.

caileysavage 10

Friday 27 June 2014 12:58

Now how the **** did you do that you can feel it coming out???

Ilovemusic237 19

Tuesday 9 August 2016 1:57

How hard did you pull?!

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